mea culpa

dear human,

[customized greeting of your choosing]! do we know each other? if not, i hope we can rectify that one of these days. if yes, hey there friend (i hope)! in either case, i hope you are having, or are about to have, a rewarding and joy-filled day.

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welcome to this place; one of very few that i would call simply "mine" in this virtual universe we have created for ourselves. my name is michael and i am also a human (mark 4 mod 1* at the time of this writing). i am currently working out the bugs on the latest major OS upgrade and as i was reading the manual (ha, wouldn't that be nice?!), i noticed that Relationship Repair Protocol was a prerequisite to unlocking some features that i am very much interested in. but while the features seem cool, the real reason i'd like to complete this protocol is simultaneously more and less personal: it's because i love you (time independent version) and it is the right thing to do.

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so, what does this mean for you? well, if over the course of our relationship i have caused you any harm that has not been adequately resolved, i would love to make it right. please reach out via complaints@michaelbrunner.me (or any more direct method you may already have at your disposal**. and if, conversely, you have harmed me (or maybe more likely, we managed to harm each other), consider it forgiven, but hey, maybe we should talk about it anyway?

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best wishes and/or hope to speak with you soon,

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m

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*this is a personal/customizable versioning system. you may or may not have your own, but i am happy to discuss mine if that sounds fun to you!

**i also realize that it is not the responsibility of someone i have harmed to seek me out. i will also be actively working to address wrongs i know that i have committed. but please, if it is important to you, please reach out. i don't yet trust my brain to remember everything, even things as important as this.

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